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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7646 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s, like, the best ever. like, seriously, it’s so good that even herobrine himself plays on it.
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.
also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.
oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.
so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.
