| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2142 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 705115 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7502 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 335 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8499 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9272 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 917 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4530 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 178180 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8302 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8780 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2220 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3194 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7921 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8114 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6488 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8298 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2146 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1038 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9319 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5386 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 134 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1522 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 168 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Potions Brewed: | 174 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
