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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2236 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 7070 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!