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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7815 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!