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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1438 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4733 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!