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Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5936
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HappyBlock SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ores Mined:	6507
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HebCraft Command Center Strike

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6857
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Crops Grown:	5170
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	372	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	1