PainfulPixel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we give and receive advice on vtubing! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, it’s all about becoming the next big vtuber sensation!

Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Don’t worry, our community of virtual YouTubers will help you make the right decision. And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like juggling while riding a llama, we’ll give you the honest answer (spoiler alert: there probably is).

But that’s not all! We also have open auditions for virtual idol companies like Hololive, Niji, and Brave. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AllergicCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyBanter

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Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6781	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

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YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

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Greetings, Minecrafter

Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

How to log into the server:

From PC/laptop:

Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

Address: mr.topiacube.org

From phones/tablets (bedrock):

Address: be.topiacube.org

Port: 19132

Minecraft Version:

Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

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Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Overview:

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any strict rules on the server?	No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
How long has Simple SMP been running?	The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
Is there a world border in Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Magic Items Found:	6260

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CookieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the creepy driving instructor drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBusterBust

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Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyPropagandaFactory

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1