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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2289 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6065 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.