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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3261 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.