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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8823 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9224 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 149 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.