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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5400 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 976 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
