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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8408 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.