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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4997 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
