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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2969 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3590 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
