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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8636 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
