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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9741 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.