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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9649 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.