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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8071 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4599 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.