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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2312 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1995 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 422 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
