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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Potions Brewed:	77
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	81
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	201
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4432
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	472	Mines Excavated:	3251
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	147	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	353511
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9539	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11