so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runes Activated: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyDadinKillsUkr

    CraftyDadinKillsUkr
    come join our minecraft server, where even russian opposition activists like ildar dadin come to play! he was so good at pvp that he took down a whole army of creepers single-handedly. now he’s a legend in our server, and you can be too! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even make friends with a ghost or two. who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Mines Excavated: 1863 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Rich Craft Minecraft Server

    Rich Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the rich in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, the tables have turned! The rich players are actually the ones who have to work for the poor players, mining diamonds and building epic castles for them. Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where the 1% are now the servants of the 99%!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the rich get what they deserve and llamas are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5055
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Animals Bred: 143 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Galactic Witch Minecraft SMP

    Galactic Witch Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Future Earthian Captain Space Battleship SMP, where you can embark on epic adventures through time and space in Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the treacherous waters of the game and even teach you how to speak Dolphin!

    2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Only the bravest adventurers can unlock its mysteries.

    3. Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Ender Chicken. This massive, feathered beast roams the land, terrorizing players and stealing their loot. Can you defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join the Future Earthian Captain Space Battleship SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8666
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • KaliningradCraft: Ukraine’s Loot

    KaliningradCraft: Ukraine’s Loot
    Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got Lithuania out here straight up robbing military goods from trains and handing them over to Ukraine like it’s a swap meet! Join us if you wanna be part of this wild ride where anything goes and alliances are made over stolen goods. Who needs diamonds when you can have military weapons, amirite? So come on and join the chaos, we promise you won’t be bored for a second!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LaughCraft Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further than our server, where we bring you the Mecha Doki Edition! Join us for some crazy adventures and laughs that will make your heart sing!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have Dokibird herself streaming on our server, bringing you all the joy and laughter you could ever want. Plus, we have exclusive VODs, merchandise, and even a cover of “Drift Away” that will make you drift away into a world of fun!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special game called Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery, where you can solve puzzles and uncover secrets in a thrilling adventure. And if that’s not enough, we even have our own Divegrass team page for all you sports fans out there.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Don’t be a dumb goon – be a smart goon and come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Dragon Eggs Found: 4147
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Cute and Creeper-Free Minecraft SMP

    Cute and Creeper-Free Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and intense dance-offs with creepers. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places…like with that cute zombie who keeps eyeing you up!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons…they’re always trying to steal your heart (literally)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SisSquabbleCraft

    SisSquabbleCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family conflicts like Leah’s? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and hilarity that will make you forget all about step-sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually get along (hopefully). No more getting stuck under bedframes or sending embarrassing photos to friends – unless it’s part of a fun prank, of course!

    We offer activities that are actually enjoyable, like virtual skydiving, dragon hunting, and even unicorn racing. Say goodbye to forced bonding activities that only make things worse – on our server, you’ll bond over epic quests and treasure hunts instead.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama like Leah, come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that gets along better than Leah’s real one!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

    CerealKillaMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of which cereal is truly the best! We have a dedicated cereal-themed district where players can build their own cereal-inspired creations and battle it out in epic cereal-themed PVP matches. Will you choose the crunchy goodness of Froot Loops or the marshmallow madness of Lucky Charms? The choice is yours, but beware of the dreaded Milk Monster that roams the land, stealing all the milk for himself! So grab your spoon and join us for a breakfast adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Villages Defended: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockyCrackAddict

    BlockyCrackAddict
    Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Nail Drive Fun Land

    Nail Drive Fun Land
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    What is BatyaCraft?

    This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    – Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

    – Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

    – The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

    – We do everything from the heart

    – Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

    We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

    ▶ SKYBLOCK

    There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

    ▶ SKYWARS

    If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

    ▶ BEDWARS

    Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

    ▶ PRISON

    It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

    Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Falling into the Void: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Emeralds Found: 1597
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

    🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

    Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

    💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

    🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

    Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there a pay-to-win system on the server? No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
    How many unique mounts are available on the server? There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
    What is the server’s community like? We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
    Can pets be collected on the server? Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 402 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

    Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

    In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PornstarProgeny SMP

    PornstarProgeny SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

    Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

    But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7282 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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