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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2665 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!