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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4884 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!