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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6375 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!