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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1943 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1292 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!