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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2411 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!