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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7206 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 5022 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!