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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3003 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 254 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!