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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9635 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!