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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9775 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9327 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!