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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4423 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!