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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8899 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!