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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6700 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!