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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1156 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 413 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!