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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9318 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!