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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3551 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!