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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9347 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 143 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!