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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6354 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!