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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8256 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!