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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9568 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!