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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 998 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!