Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9193
Emeralds Found:	4840	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Animals Bred:	103	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Potions Brewed:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	5631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2959	Star Shards Collected:	59
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

sweetpeamc.com