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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8241 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!