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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6652 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 58 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
