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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 473 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
