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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4694 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 6877 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!