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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2434 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
