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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2383 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 63 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 923822 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
