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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 418 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!