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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9383 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 7333 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2843 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!